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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

Anonymous
asks:
What's your favourite part of sex?

holdyourorgasm:

Foreplay

Same

Look at me while you cum.

siren-hips:

philtbh:

Let me reblog this again cuz zero flaws

Omfg

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not.
My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

pintsofwhiskeyandouterspace:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

My feels exactly.